The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunroof.
将一辆带天窗的双门土星车带到月球是最理想的交通工具。
A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
有个女孩整晚都在敲我旅馆的门!最后，我让她出去了。
The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
最难让人相信自己已经到了退休年龄的人，是睡前的孩子。
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
大多数火鸡后天吃起来味道更好，我妈妈前一天吃的味道更好。
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
随着年龄的增长，我越来越不相信“年龄带来智慧”这一老生常谈。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.
理想主义者的希望。浪漫的人注定要失败。后现代主义者看到的是厄运和希望。
My favorite thing to do is watch the radiation box. Not the TV, but the microwave.
我最喜欢做的事就是看辐射箱。不是电视，而是微波炉。
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
你听说过男人的三个年龄——年轻，年龄，你看起来很棒。
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
我在我的公寓里安装了一个天窗…住在我上面的人是 愤怒的!
The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.
耶和华使水变成酒。我只是建议你去趟杂货店。
I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop.
我想拥有一个风电场。别喘气，否则你会破坏我庄稼的价格。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT
给此刻的你，一点向前的力量。
关于学习、善意与成长，读一句，再想一想。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。