To put it bluntly, i seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation. But i'm working on the foundation.

坦率地说，我似乎有一个没有基础的整个上层建筑。但我在打地基。

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

人生要想成功，有三样东西不可缺少:愿望骨、毅力和幽默感。

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

降服于无知，称其为上帝，一直是不成熟的，今天仍然是不成熟的。

To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy in our age can do for those who study it.

教人们如何在没有确定性的情况下生活，同时又不被犹豫所麻痹，这也许是我们这个时代哲学能为那些研究哲学的人所做的主要事情。

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

直到今天，我才发现，一个人是否风趣并不重要，重要的是他长什么样。他的幽默感使他很有吸引力。另一方面，你不会听到男人说:“不，她不漂亮，但她有趣吗?”

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

要想在生活中茁壮成长，你需要三根骨头。一个叉骨。一个支柱。还有一根有趣的骨头。

Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.

像对待人类一样对待彼此?但是其他类人猿没有等级结构。

Treat me like a joke, i'll leave you like it's funny.

把我当笑话来对待，我会把你当笑话来对待。

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

试着让你的灵魂保持年轻，直到年老。

Two things in life are certain: uncertainty, and I’m not sure about the second thing.

人生有两件事是确定的:不确定性，第二件事我不确定。

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

除非你穿着别人的软鞋走一英里，否则你无法想象那种气味。

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

吸血鬼。他们写了一本关于占有欲的书。

Very helpful, I must say. Look at them in the eye and shout, and they understand every word.

非常有帮助，我必须说。看着他们的眼睛，大声喊叫，他们就能听懂每一个字。

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.

维柯丁，我对那种小药丸上瘾了。我不常在媒体上谈论它的原因是因为它并不有趣，而我喜欢在采访中表现得有趣。如果你拿你生命中的那段时间开玩笑，这似乎是不对的。

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。