A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

一个两岁的孩子就像有一个搅拌机，但是你没有一个顶部来装它。

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

素食主义者是不吃任何能生孩子的东西的人。

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

为人父母的一个非常痛苦的部分是，当你非常爱你的孩子时，却对他们有非常负面的感觉。

Absolutely the worst thing about this job is the travel and being away from family. I have a wife and three wonderful children, the kids are all active in sports and it's very difficult to up and leave and miss them growing up.

这份工作最糟糕的地方就是出差和远离家人。我有一个妻子和三个可爱的孩子，孩子们都积极参加体育活动，很难起身离开，想念他们的成长。

Actually, I didn't start sweating until I had children.

事实上，直到我有了孩子，我才开始流汗。

Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

事实上，我创立了自己的慈善机构，帮助有临终子女的家庭。

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

成年人总是问小孩子长大后想做什么，因为他们在寻找想法

Adults are obsolete children.

成年人是过时的孩子。

Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves.

成年人以欺骗孩子为乐。他们认为这是必要的，但他们也享受它。孩子们很快就明白了，然后自己练习欺骗。

Advertising causes conflicts at exactly the most vulnerable age for children to be in conflict with parents.

广告会在孩子和父母发生冲突的最脆弱的年龄引发冲突。

All I wanted to do was write - at the time, poems, and prose, too. I guess my ambition was simply to make money however I could to keep myself going in some modest way, and I didn't need much, I was unmarried at the time, no children.

我想做的就是写作——在那个时候，诗歌和散文也是。我想我的野心只是简单地赚钱，尽我所能以一种谦虚的方式来维持自己的生活，我不需要太多，我当时还没有结婚，没有孩子。

All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.

所有的挪威孩子都在很小的时候就开始学习游泳，因为如果你不会游泳，你就很难找到一个游泳的地方。

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once you grow up.

所有的孩子都是艺术家。问题是一旦你长大了如何保持艺术家的身份。

All children have creative power.

所有的孩子都有创造力。

All children should be taught to unconditionally accept, approve, admire, appreciate, forgive, trust, and ultimately, love their own person.

所有的孩子都应该被教导无条件地接受、认同、欣赏、欣赏、原谅、信任，并最终爱他们自己。