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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

每个人都有照相般的记忆力,只是有些人没有胶卷。

  • Steven Wright

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Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.

每个人都有点疯狂。我们和他们之间唯一的区别是他们隐藏得更好。

  • Michelle Hodkin

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Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

每个人都知道,当你有足够的时间来积累足够的刻薄和愤怒时,复仇是一道最好的菜。

  • Sophie Kinsella

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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

一旦你下定决心,每个人看起来都很迟钝。

  • David Sedaris

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Everyone wants a piece of you. The trick is what piece to give.

每个人都想了解你。诀窍在于该给什么。

  • Solange nicole

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

人类的一切都是可悲的。幽默的秘密来源不是快乐,而是悲伤。天堂里没有幽默。

  • Mark Twain

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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

一切都是变化的。人们把喜剧演员当儿戏,把政客当儿戏。

  • Will Rogers

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Everything is funny, as long as it happens to someone else.

每件事都很有趣,只要它发生在别人身上。

  • 佚名

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

一切都很有趣,只要是发生在别人身上。

  • Will Rogers

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

无论我走到哪里,都会有人问我,我是否认为大学扼杀了作家。我的观点是,他们没有扼杀足够多的。

  • Kate O'Brien

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

无论我走到哪里,都会有人问我,我是否认为大学扼杀了作家。我的观点是,他们没有扼杀足够多的。有许多畅销书本可以被一个好老师阻止。

  • Flannery O'Connor

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

只要你有时间,到处都是步行就可以到达的。

  • Steven Wright

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Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

极度的痛苦使我暴躁。

  • Brandon Mull

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Experience is what you get when you didn’t know what you wanted.

经验是当你不知道自己想要什么的时候得到的。

  • Jill Shalvis

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Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.

面对现实的女孩。我长大了,有了更多的保险。

  • Fannie Flagg

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