A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humor
I'm man enough to know when to scream.
我是个男人，知道什么时候该尖叫。
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.
我不困惑。我只是混得很好。
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
那些杀不死我们的东西会让我们更有趣。
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
我是个无神论者，我为此感谢上帝。
One can have a wit, but not a witless.
人可以有智慧，但不能没有智慧。
When you get crapped on, grow a garden.
当你被拉屎的时候，种一个花园。
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
是的，我有这种疯狂的喇叭声的笑声。
Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
那么奶酪是什么呢?尸体的牛奶。
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
你看起来就像抹了黄油的松饼一样可怕。
I love working with smart-funny people.
我喜欢和聪明风趣的人一起工作。
I could never sit down and write jokes.
我从来不能坐下来写笑话。
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
我不经常大声笑漫画。
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We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.
除非我们学会自嘲，否则我们永远不会快乐。
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.
傻瓜习惯于诡计和背判的伎俩，他们没有足够的头脑去诚实待人。
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
即使你在正确的轨道上，如果你只是坐在那里，你也会被车撞倒。
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
当一件事很有趣的时候，仔细搜索它，寻找隐藏的真相。
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
乐观主义者和悲观主义者的区别是什么?乐观的人笑着忘记，而悲观的人忘记笑。