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Fall off your own roof.

从自己的屋顶上掉下来。

  • Veronica Rossi

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Fame must be like being a candy in a child factory!

名声就像儿童工厂里的糖果!

  • Geoffroy Birtz

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

熟能生巧,拙能生巧。

  • Mark Twain

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Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

命运有一种扭曲的幽默感。

  • Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

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Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.

如果小说里没有足够多的恶棍,小说就不会有多大的乐趣,而且他们必须住在某个地方。

  • Jasper Fforde

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity...

为和平而战就像为贞操而战…

  • George Carlin

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Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

最后,由于睡得那么少,读得那么多,他的脑子干瘪了,完全失去了理智。

  • Miguel de Cervantes

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Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty.

美术是一种美好的东西,它会一直留在未来……永恒的美丽。

  • Masashi Kishimoto

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

五个惊叹号,肯定是疯了。

  • Terry Pratchett

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Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard.

飞行很简单。着地很难。

  • Josh Stern

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For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

想要品尝到更独特的味道,那就在鸟类灭绝前吃一只吧。

  • Jasper Fforde

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Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.

如果我盯着你看,请原谅我,我知道你还年轻,但即使在那时,我也期待着有人比我更,嗯,更多。

  • Christopher Paolini

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Freedom of speech i can guarantee ,but freedom after speech i can't guarantee ,so watch the the type of words that comes from your mouth.

我可以保证言论自由,但我不能保证言论自由之后的言论自由,所以要注意你口中的词汇类型。

  • lexis smigz

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Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

朋友不会用可怕的巨剑威胁朋友,好吗?

  • Sarah Rees Brennan

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From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations the gods write their signature in our entrails.

从太空中,这个地球被上帝在我们的内脏上写下他们的签名的可憎之物照亮。

  • Steve Aylett

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