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Fall off your own roof.

从自己的屋顶上掉下来。

  • Veronica Rossi

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Fame must be like being a candy in a child factory!

名声就像儿童工厂里的糖果!

  • Geoffroy Birtz

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

熟能生巧,拙能生巧。

  • Mark Twain

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Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

命运有一种扭曲的幽默感。

  • Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

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Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.

如果小说里没有足够多的恶棍,小说就不会有多大的乐趣,而且他们必须住在某个地方。

  • Jasper Fforde

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity...

为和平而战就像为贞操而战…

  • George Carlin

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Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

最后,由于睡得那么少,读得那么多,他的脑子干瘪了,完全失去了理智。

  • Miguel de Cervantes

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Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty.

美术是一种美好的东西,它会一直留在未来……永恒的美丽。

  • Masashi Kishimoto

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

五个惊叹号,肯定是疯了。

  • Terry Pratchett

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Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard.

飞行很简单。着地很难。

  • Josh Stern

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For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

想要品尝到更独特的味道,那就在鸟类灭绝前吃一只吧。

  • Jasper Fforde

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Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.

如果我盯着你看,请原谅我,我知道你还年轻,但即使在那时,我也期待着有人比我更,嗯,更多。

  • Christopher Paolini

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Freedom of speech i can guarantee ,but freedom after speech i can't guarantee ,so watch the the type of words that comes from your mouth.

我可以保证言论自由,但我不能保证言论自由之后的言论自由,所以要注意你口中的词汇类型。

  • lexis smigz

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Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

朋友不会用可怕的巨剑威胁朋友,好吗?

  • Sarah Rees Brennan

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From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations the gods write their signature in our entrails.

从太空中,这个地球被上帝在我们的内脏上写下他们的签名的可憎之物照亮。

  • Steve Aylett

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The road to success is always under construction.

The sage does not hoard. The more he helps others, the more he benefits himself, The more he gives to others, the more he gets himself. The Way of Heaven does one good but never does one harm. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete.

You should learn from your competitor, but never copy. Copy and you die.

One hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the most skillful, subduing the other's military without battle is the most skillful.

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