A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

文学学者不能通过书店，正如酒鬼不能通过酒吧一样。

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

我的很多幽默都集中在讲笑话的过程中，我认为这可以防止某些观众暂停他们的不信任感。这可能会惹恼一些人，但我没办法。

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

我的很多幽默确实来自于愤怒。就像，你不会把车停在我身上——这是我的座右铭。

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

很多人都恐高。不是我，我害怕宽度。

A lot of the world seems to repeat itself.

世界上很多事情似乎都在重复。

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

恋爱中的男人在结婚前是不完整的。然后他的完成。

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

一个人喝醉了，他的真性情才会显露出来。

A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions.

人最大的财富是他的幻想。

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

一个没有幽默感的人就像一辆没有弹簧的马车。路上的每一块石子都在震动它。

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

悲观主义者认为每个人都和他自己一样坏，因此憎恨他们。

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

双关语是最低级的幽默形式，除非你自己想过。

A ripple of laughter is worth a flood of tears.

一波三折的欢笑抵得上滔滔的眼泪。

A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces.

一个浪漫的男人和两个女人在一起常常比和一个女人在一起更能让他感到振奋:他的爱似乎在两张不同的脸之间达到了理想的境界。

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

幽默感对你有好处。你听说过一只笑着的土狼有过心脏灼烧的经历吗?

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

幽默感是理解笑话的能力——而笑话就是你自己。