A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humor
A word to the wise is infuriating.
对聪明人说一句话就会使人生气。
Excruciating agony makes me cranky.
极度的痛苦使我暴躁。
Never underestimate your dumbness!!
永远不要低估你的沉默!!
Goodbyes, they often come in waves.
再见，它们常常一波接一波地涌来。
Room service? Send up a larger room.
客房服务?派个大点的房间来。
It is difficult not to write satire.
不写讽刺作品是很难的。
Puns are a form of humor with words.
双关语是一种文字幽默。
Life is like a boner: long and hard.
人生就像一条博纳尔曲线:漫长而艰难。
There are never enough I Love You's.
我对你的爱永远不够。
I really like just super dry comedy.
我真的很喜欢超级无聊的喜剧。
I'm a laugher and a lover of comedy.
我是个爱笑的人，喜欢喜剧。
Somebody is always hiding something.
总有人在隐瞒什么。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have to have a sense of humour.
生活是困难的。它不是太短，而是太长。但你必须学会如何生活;你必须有幽默感。
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
乐观主义者和悲观主义者的区别是什么?乐观的人笑着忘记，而悲观的人忘记笑。
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up.
为了让你们的婚姻美满， 爱在杯中， 无论什么时候你错了，都要承认; 只要你是对的，就闭嘴。
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
生活中如此多的纠结最终都是无望的，我们除了笑，没有合适的剑。
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
大多数人都有一种近乎无限的能力，认为一切都是理所当然的。人不能从历史的教训中学到很多东西，这是所有历史教训中最重要的一条。
It's hard to force creativity and humor.
要想激发创造力和幽默感是很难的。