It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

老朋友的好处之一就是你可以和他们一起做傻事。

It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.

这听起来真的很愚蠢，我讨厌这样的宇宙评论，但是，我只是让它做它想做的。

It's hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long, then they have to come home and be 'Stupid Sally.' Men need respect, and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship, so even if they don't make the most money they need to be able to call the shots.

这句话的意思是:“那些赚了很多钱，成天做决定，然后又不得不回家去做傻事的女人可真不容易。“男人需要尊重，他们需要知道他们可以在这段关系中发挥领导作用，所以即使他们赚不到最多的钱，他们也需要能够发号施令。”

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

勒罗伊跟我打赌，我在最后找不到一罐金子，我告诉他那是个愚蠢的赌注，因为彩虹就足够了。

Let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools even though I don't personally have a kid in school: I don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people.

让我来解释一下，虽然我个人没有孩子在上学，但我为什么喜欢为学校交税:我不喜欢和一群蠢人生活在一起。

Life is hard; It's harder if you're stupid.

生活是困难的;如果你很笨就更难了。

Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid.

生活是困难的;当你愚蠢的时候就更难了。

Love is being stupid, together.

爱是一起犯傻。

Love is like drinking beer, once you get too much of it you begin to act stupid.

爱情就像喝啤酒，一旦你喝得太多，你就会开始变傻。

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

让自己看起来很傻，这样做一点傻事你就不会觉得不好受。

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

永远不要和愚蠢的人争论，他们会把你拉到和他们一样的水平，然后用经验打败你。

No matter how serious life gets, you still have one person that you can be completely stupid with.

不管生活变得多么严肃，你仍然有一个人可以让你傻傻相伴。

No one looks stupid when they're having fun.

没有人在开心的时候看起来很傻。

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time - but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.

没有任何计划可以阻止一个愚蠢的人在错误的时间在错误的地点做错误的事情，但是一个好的计划应该阻止注意力的形成。

Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.

那么，作为一个人，我的喜剧从何而来?是的，当我还是个孩子的时候，我有诵读困难，每天都要去参加特殊教育，对此我感到很愚蠢，但我很聪明地为自己辩护。