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Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

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聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。 聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。 愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

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The worst part about pregnancy would definitely have to be my nausea. I don't know why it's just called morning sickness because morning sickness never just happened in the morning for me and it's not happening just in the morning for my sister.

怀孕最糟糕的部分肯定是恶心。我不知道为什么叫“晨吐”，因为晨吐从来不是发生在我身上的，也不只是发生在我妹妹身上。

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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

污秽的……我认为很多傻瓜这么做是因为他们想不出他们想说什么，他们感到沮丧。很多聪明的人这样做是为了假装他们不是很聪明——只是想成为其中的一个男孩。

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Wine, like food, is so emotional. If you think about it, so much of the courting ritual is surrounded by wine and food. There's a built-in romance to wine.

酒，就像食物一样，是如此的情绪化。如果你仔细想想，很多求爱仪式都是围绕着酒和食物展开的。葡萄酒有一种内在的浪漫。

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You should celebrate the end of a love affair as they celebrate death in New Orleans, with songs, laughter, dancing and a lot of wine.

你应该像新奥尔良人庆祝死亡一样，用歌声、笑声、舞蹈和大量的酒来庆祝一段爱情的结束。

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Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.

双胞胎是一种高风险的妊娠。我越安静，就能让它们长得越长。

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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

已婚夫妇能够日复一日地生活在一起，这是梵蒂冈一直忽视的奇迹。

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Falling in love often happens at the wrong time, in the wrong place, with the wrong person.

恋爱常常发生在错误的时间，错误的地点，和错误的人。

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In the long years liker they must grow; The man be more of woman, she of man.

在漫长的岁月里，他们必须成长;男人更像女人，她更像男人。

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A good man is as strong as the right woman needs him to be.

一个好男人和一个好女人对他的需求一样强大。

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I think it's good to meet smart people and talk.

我觉得和聪明的人聊天很好。

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I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.

我的婚姻很糟糕，而且我喝得太多。

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