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Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

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聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。 聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。 愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

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There are not as many women who support the national defense budget now as men. I really think there is a gender gap in the support for the large expenditures that are necessary to modernize the force.

现在支持国防预算的女性没有男性多。我确实认为，在支助使部队现代化所必需的大笔开支方面存在性别差距。

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Twenty can't be expected to tolerate sixty in all things, and sixty gets bored stiff with twenty's eternal love affairs.

二十不能期望六十能容忍所有的事情，六十对二十的永恒的爱情感到厌烦。

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I guess I've always been drawn to roles that have smart characters commenting on what's happening around them.

我想我总是被那些聪明的角色所吸引，他们会对周围发生的事情做出评论。

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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

任何一个聪明的女人，只要读了婚姻契约，然后付诸行动，她就应该承担所有的后果。

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I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

我真的不能抱怨那些拿薪水却装傻的女演员。我们大多数人并不是靠变聪明来赚钱的。

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Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.

双胞胎是一种高风险的妊娠。我越安静，就能让它们长得越长。

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I have a deep-seated belief that marriage is between a man and a woman exclusively.

我有一个根深蒂固的信念，婚姻只存在于一男一女之间。

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Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.

是的，上帝先造人，但在最终稿之前总会有一个草稿。

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I have to make this love affair believable enough. It's very European.

我必须让这段爱情足够可信。很欧洲。

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One second she’s all timid, and then reeoowr! Hellcat.

一秒钟前她还很胆小，然后，哇!悍妇。

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A kiss is only as sweet as the heart that gives it.

一个吻，只有付出的心是甜蜜的。

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