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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

我去了一家书店，问售货员:“自助区在哪里?”她说如果她告诉我，就会违背初衷。

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The programme has ended, something has finished, and he has a sense of something having finished its course, and then all of a sudden he turns away and this other thing has just finished its course, this other person.

课程结束了，有些东西结束了，他有一种完成课程的感觉，然后突然他转过身去，另一个东西刚刚结束课程，这个人。

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My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

我妈妈可能是我所认识的最聪明的人。她没有受过教育，没有很好的阅读能力。但她的人生哲学让博学的人看起来像傻子。

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I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.

我不知道书店里有一个教授死亡的专区。

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I thought I'd go to a bookstore and see what moved me.

我想我应该去书店看看是什么感动了我。

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An hour spent reading is one stolen from paradise.

花一个小时读书是偷来的天堂。

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Note to self: don’t throw things at girls.

提醒自己:不要向女孩扔东西。

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