Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

  • -- Scott Dikkers 史各特·迪卡斯

一定要对你的孩子们撒谎,说圣诞老人仁慈、无所不知。这将使他们为成年后信仰上帝做好准备。