You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

你知道,实际上有人称赞我今天的驾驶技术。他们在挡风玻璃上留了一个小纸条,上面写着“停车罚款”。

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Today, we are announcing that agencies are releasing their final regulatory reform plans, including hundreds of initiatives that will reduce costs, simplify the system, and eliminate redundancy and inconsistency.

今天,我们宣布,各机构将公布最终的监管改革计划,包括数百项旨在降低成本、简化体系、消除冗余和不一致的举措。

Much education today is monumentally ineffective. All too often we are giving young people cut flowers when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants.

今天的很多教育都非常低效。我们常常在应该教年轻人自己种花的时候,却给他们插花。