You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

你知道,实际上有人称赞我今天的驾驶技术。他们在挡风玻璃上留了一个小纸条,上面写着“停车罚款”。

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I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

我从来没有像今天这样爱过比我小一半的人。如果我没有和别人结婚,我马上就会结婚。

Today could be the start of the first day of your life. Isn't that something? how beautiful. How astonishing.

今天可能是你人生第一天的开始。那不是东西吗?多么美丽。如何惊人。