I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我喜欢这样握着麦克风线,把它捏在一起,然后松开,然后你马上就能听到一大堆笑话。

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I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.

我就像一双旧鞋。我从来不赶时髦。我想我还在这里的原因是我在时尚界从来就不够,我必须被一些新的东西取代。

I'd like to direct some, act in some of them, and produce.

我想导演一些,表演一些,并制作一些。