I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybody's presents - everybody's - so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside.

我有八个兄弟姐妹。每年圣诞节，我的弟弟博比都会很早起床，拆开所有人的礼物——所有人的——所以当我们其他人起床的时候，所有的礼物都被撕成碎片，丝带被扯掉，被撕开扔到一边。