I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

  • -- Ethel Merman 艾索尔·摩曼

我不喜欢读书。我只看八卦专栏。如果有人给我一本书,最好有很多图片。

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Tell me what you'd like to hear me sing. I'll sing whatever you like, after which I'll take up a collection, if you don't mind.

告诉我你想听我唱什么。如果你不介意的话,我可以唱任何你喜欢的歌,然后我将开始收集。

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

像慈善一样,审查应该从国内开始,但与慈善不同,它应该在国内结束。

Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing. Some people are not even worth your words.

有时候,什么也不说是最好的。有些人甚至不值得你说。

I am in the penitentiary. The only thing that I do is my time.

我在监狱里。我唯一做的事情就是我的时间。

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

当太阳升起时,我又有了道德。

I never invite idiots to my house.

我从不邀请白痴来我家。