Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些女人拿着非常难看的衣服,她们总是说同样的话:“这件衣服好看多了。”“什么?着火了?

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The time I spent thinking about how I was better than somebody else or worrying about somebody else's attitude was time I could put to better use.

我花在思考自己如何比别人更好,或者担心别人的态度上的时间,是我可以更好地利用的时间。

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!

没有女人愿意顺服不顺服神的男人!

My looks are other peoples problem because I don't have to look at myself.

我的长相是别人的问题,因为我不用看自己。

People essentially like local news better than network news.

比起网络新闻,人们更喜欢本地新闻。

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

我不恨女人——她们只是有时让我生气。

I don't get acting jobs because of my looks.

我没有因为我的长相而得到演戏的工作。