They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

  • -- Garrison Keillor 加里森·凯勒

他们在葬礼上对人说了那么多好听的话,这让我很难过,因为我只差几天就要错过我的葬礼了。

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Because when you have millions of people with this kind of need for gratification, and the culture is saying that it's possible for everyone to satisfy all of their needs and desires all of the time, there are obviously going to be clashes - clashes of ego.

因为当数以百万计的人都有这种满足的需求时,文化告诉我们,每个人都有可能随时满足他们所有的需求和欲望,很明显会有冲突——自我冲突。

In radio I had one, maybe two people who cared about getting it done. I'd really be a loser if I forgot where I came from. So I show them the love. And how hard is it really to be interested in someone's life?

在电台里,我有一个,也许是两个关心完成任务的人。如果我忘了自己来自哪里,那我真的是个失败者。所以我向他们展示爱。对别人的生活感兴趣到底有多难呢?

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

老年:我在朋友的葬礼上睡着了。