They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

  • -- Garrison Keillor 加里森·凯勒

他们在葬礼上对人说了那么多好听的话,这让我很难过,因为我只差几天就要错过我的葬礼了。

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At a minimum the majority of search dollars will flow to a social media model because people care most about what their peers think and the technology is there for that information to be quickly shared on products and services.

至少,大部分搜索资金将流向社交媒体模式,因为人们最关心的是他们的同行怎么想,而且有技术可以让这些信息在产品和服务上快速共享。

The reason jail culture is in the street is because we locked up diseased people and taught them to be criminals.

监狱文化之所以流落街头,是因为我们把有病的人关起来,教他们成为罪犯。

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

老年:我在朋友的葬礼上睡着了。