With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

和我妻子在一起,我得不到尊重。在她生日那天,我为“一个男人拥有过的最好的女人”祝酒。侍者跟我一起说。

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I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.

我已经戒酒两年半了,我的孩子们很开心。在八月,我和我的妻子将庆祝我们结婚十五周年。我的乐队带着满座的巡演回来了。

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.

我更愿意想象只有我的妻子、几个朋友,偶尔还有我的妈妈会读我所写的东西,尽管我意识到这有点不切实际。