I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我不是来影响你的政治或社会的。我是来逗你笑的。我用新闻作为我笑话的调色板。

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My feelings about my mortality are less selfish than they used to be. I used to affect a cavalier attitude to death; now I see it from my son's perspective.

我对死亡的感觉不像以前那么自私了。我过去对死亡的态度是漫不经心的;现在我从我儿子的角度来看。

Personal experiences affect the facts that judges choose to see.

个人经历会影响法官选择看到的事实。