I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我不是来影响你的政治或社会的。我是来逗你笑的。我用新闻作为我笑话的调色板。

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With rising incomes, the share of expenditures for food products declines. The resulting shift in expenditures affects demand patterns and employment structures.

随着收入的增加,食品支出所占比重下降。由此产生的支出变化影响到需求格局和就业结构。

To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts.

影响一天的质量,那是艺术的最高境界。