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I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them off that makes me better than you.

  • -- Jessica Park 杰西卡公园

我像其他人一样，一次只穿一条腿。是我脱鞋的方式让我比你更好。

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Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.

在任何时候都不要对自己太满意——你可能会错过成为你想成为的人的机会。

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I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.

我很早就知道，在厨房的餐桌上，有一些方法可以避免，没有罪恶感，爱的承诺。

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I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.

我喜欢衣服，我喜欢喝酒。我只是没有时间或意愿完全沉浸其中。

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So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

所以它不在我的房子里。无论在哪里，我看起来都对厕所了如指掌。

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