I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

  • -- Calvin Trillin 卡尔文·特里林

我的数学从来没有学好过——我似乎从来没有说服老师我的答案不是字面意思。

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Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything God like about God it is that. He dared to imagine everything

想象力是勇敢的声音。如果上帝有什么像上帝的地方,那就是它。他敢于想象一切

From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, good Lord, deliver us!

从食尸鬼、食尸鬼、长腿的野兽和夜间撞来撞去的东西中,上帝啊,救救我们吧!

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

认为童贞是一种美德是人类思想中的迷信之一。

It is wise to persuade people to do things and make them think it was their own idea.

说服人们做事,让他们认为这是他们自己的主意,这是明智的。

If I'm singing something I don't like, it literally feels like stepping on nails.

如果我唱着自己不喜欢的歌,感觉就像踩在钉子上。

Your smile is literally the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life.

你的微笑是我一生中见过的最可爱的东西。

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

他很诚实,你可以在电话里跟他玩骰子。