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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我把车里的油门踏板和刹车灯连在一起。我踩了油门，后面的人停了下来，然后我就走了。

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I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?

我喜欢开车，看着它们，清洗，清洗，擦亮它们。我把它们里里外外打扫干净。我对汽车很敏感。我不想让任何人靠在上面或者把门关得太紧，明白我的意思吗?

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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

我想念星期六的早晨，从床上爬起来，不刮胡子，和我的女儿们一起上车，开车去超市，挤水果，洗车，散步。

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