I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我把车里的油门踏板和刹车灯连在一起。我踩了油门,后面的人停了下来,然后我就走了。

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We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?

我们对待人就像对待汽车一样。我们带这个可怜的孩子去看医生,问他怎么了,要花多少钱,我什么时候能去接他?

There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.

男人总是谈论三件事——女人、运动和汽车。