I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

  • -- David Bissonette 大卫·比索尼特

我最近读到,爱情完全是一种化学反应。那一定是我妻子把我当有毒废物对待的原因。

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While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.

当全世界的目光都注视着我们的时候,让我们向每一个人展示我们的幽默感。

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

我在节食喝威士忌。我已经失去三天了。