I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

  • -- David Bissonette 大卫·比索尼特

我最近读到,爱情完全是一种化学反应。那一定是我妻子把我当有毒废物对待的原因。

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

为了找回我的青春,我愿意做任何事情,除了锻炼,早起,或者做一个受人尊敬的人。

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

如果不是因为物理和执法,我将势不可挡。