I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

  • -- David Bissonette 大卫·比索尼特

我最近读到,爱情完全是一种化学反应。那一定是我妻子把我当有毒废物对待的原因。

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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

玫瑰是红色的紫罗兰是蓝色的,上帝让我变得美丽,你怎么了?

Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.

利蒂希娅!什么一个名字。在吃沙拉和打喷嚏之间。