There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.

  • -- Ian Hislop 伊恩·希斯洛普

我可以做很多糟糕的电视节目,但我基本上坚持要给你带来新闻。

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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

我第一节打得很糟糕,但我又振作起来了。对所有单身男士来说,重要的不是如何开始约会,而是如何结束。很多人可以用鲜花和糖果开始约会,但是如果你没有结束约会,你知道我的意思吗?

You're lucky enough in television to always be at it, to always be doing it. It's like you're constantly that person, always, all the time. It gets to be like clockwork.

你在电视行业很幸运,你一直在做这件事,一直在做这件事。就好像你一直都是那个人,一直都是。就像钟表一样。

A terrible thing about getting oldish is that your friends start dying, and in the last ten years I have lost seven or eight of my closest.

变老的可怕之处在于你的朋友开始死去,在过去的十年里,我失去了七八个最亲密的朋友。

It's so awful when you need something from someone else, even though you're not sure what it is, and then you don't get it.

当你需要从别人那里得到某样东西时,即使你不确定它是什么,然后你没有得到它,这是非常可怕的。

Life is so fast these days, and we're exposed to so much information. Television makes us a witness to such misery.

现在的生活太快了,我们接触了太多的信息。电视使我们目睹了这种苦难。

I'm terribly human.

我非常人。