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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的朋友问我要不要冰冻香蕉。我说:“不，但是我想要一根普通的香蕉，所以……”是啊。”

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No one really knows what I'm really like, and you won't unless you spend a day with me, or if you're my friend. No one ever knows what anyone is really like. Read all the interviews you want on them, it's just the media talking and you can't really get to know someone that way, obviously.

没有人知道我的真实情况，除非你和我共度一天，或者你是我的朋友，否则你不会知道的。没有人知道一个人到底是什么样的。阅读所有你想要的关于他们的采访，这只是媒体的谈话，显然你不能真正通过这种方式了解一个人。

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My closest friend is canine. I have precious few close friends, and most of them are not actors.

我最亲密的朋友是狗。我几乎没有什么亲密的朋友，他们中的大多数人都不是演员。

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