My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的朋友问我要不要冰冻香蕉。我说:“不,但是我想要一根普通的香蕉,所以……”是啊。”

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Chocolate friends may not last any longer than fake ones, but they sure as hell taste better.

巧克力朋友可能不会比假朋友持续更久,但他们确实尝起来更好吃。

Everybody needs one essential friend.

每个人都需要一个不可或缺的朋友。