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The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.

这些笑话的问题在于，一旦写好了，我就知道该怎么写了，而我所能做的就是不打击他们。我更喜欢即兴发挥。如果我只有两三个想法，而且我知道角色的感受，角色想要什么，那么这两者之间的一切就像空中飞人一样。

— Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬·科尔伯特