The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

  • -- Minnie Pearl 米妮·珀尔

医生一定是把我的起搏器放错地方了。每次我丈夫吻我,车库的门就会打开。

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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

我儿子抱怨头痛。我总是告诉他,当你起床的时候,脚是第一位的!

You cannot always make such big exhibitions, because they consume too much time and energy.

你不能总是做这么大的展览,因为它们消耗太多的时间和精力。