My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

  • -- Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼

我儿子抱怨头痛。我总是告诉他,当你起床的时候,脚是第一位的!

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If only I was as eloquent as Demosthenes, I would have to do no more than repeat a single word three times.

如果我能像德摩斯梯尼那样能言善辩,我只需把一个字重复三遍就行了。

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.

如果我每次坐下来写歌的时候都等待灵感的话,我今天可能会成为一名水管工。