I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我是个讽刺作家,所以如果这个人值得讽刺,我就会戴上拳击手套。但我不是刺客。

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Upon awakening in the morning, I wondered if the proceedings of the night before had been a dream. It was hard to believe that I was the world's heavyweight champion.

早晨一醒来,我就怀疑前一天晚上发生的一切是不是一场梦。很难相信我是世界重量级冠军。

I've never boxed before in my life. I've had one day's training at a boxing gym, and it's an incredibly difficult sport.

我从来没有打过拳击。我在拳击馆接受了一天的训练,这是一项非常困难的运动。