I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我是个讽刺作家,所以如果这个人值得讽刺,我就会戴上拳击手套。但我不是刺客。

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I've never boxed before in my life. I've had one day's training at a boxing gym, and it's an incredibly difficult sport.

我从来没有打过拳击。我在拳击馆接受了一天的训练,这是一项非常困难的运动。

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

当我练习站立时,我确实会使用拳击教练。