Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

-- Arnold Glasow 阿诺德·格拉索

一半精神病学家的病人是因为他们结了婚才去看他，另一半则是因为他们没有结婚。

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And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink." Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

当我和病人交谈时，我总是告诉他们。当他们过来问:“你想喝点什么?”哦，对了，你不喝酒。”只要大声说，‘我当然喝酒。但我就是不喝酒。”

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

精神病学家会问你很多昂贵的问题，而你的妻子却什么都不问。

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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

我总是说购物比看心理医生便宜。

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