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Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

任何时候你试图创建一个网络迷因，都会自动失败。这是你能做的最糟糕的事。

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The nervous system and the automatic machine are fundamentally alike in that they are devices, which make decisions on the basis of decisions they made in the past.

神经系统和自动机器在本质上是相似的，因为它们是根据过去的决定做出决定的装置。

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Mystery makes movie stars! If you see someone on the cover of the weeklies all the time, why would you want to pay to see them in a movie?

神秘造就电影明星!如果你总是在周刊的封面上看到某人，你为什么要花钱去看他们的电影呢?

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The worst disease which can afflict business executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.

企业高管在工作中可能遭受的最严重的疾病，并不像人们普遍认为的那样，是酗酒;这是自负。

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No matter what we face in life, god will be there with us. Only god can turn our worst tragedies into victories.

无论我们在生活中面对什么，上帝都会与我们同在。只有上帝才能把我们最大的悲剧变成胜利。

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I try to sit down at the typewriter four times a day, even if it's only five minutes, and write three sentences.

我试着每天四次坐在打字机前，哪怕只有五分钟，写三个句子。

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Just because it's automatic doesn't mean it works.

仅仅因为它是自动的并不意味着它能工作。

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