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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

  • -- Ashley Scott 斯科特

有趣的是，我丈夫根本没有纹身，所以他一定是一个非常保守的人。

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I don't have any tattoos - I live vicariously through my sister, Langley, who has many. If I can't stick to one ensemble, I don't think I could stick to one tattoo.

我没有纹身——我通过我姐姐兰利来代替我生活，她有很多纹身。如果我不能坚持一套服装，我想我也不能坚持一个纹身。

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I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.

我更愿意想象只有我的妻子、几个朋友，偶尔还有我的妈妈会读我所写的东西，尽管我意识到这有点不切实际。

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

我把真相告诉了我妻子。我告诉她我要去看心理医生。然后她告诉我真相:她在看精神病医生，两个水管工和一个酒保。

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If you don't live for something you'll die for nothing.

如果你不为某样东西而活，你就会死得一文不值。

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