I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

  • -- Bernard Manning 伯纳德·曼宁

有一次,我给孩子们买了一套圣诞电池,上面写着:玩具不包括在内。

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I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

我想成为那个站在门廊上对着邻居家的孩子大喊大叫的古怪老头。

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

我宁愿和我的孩子们在一起,也不愿和任何人在一起。