I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我把车前灯换成了闪光灯,所以看起来只有我在动。

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There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.

曾经有一段时间,我以为自己拥有了一切——数百万美元、豪宅、汽车、漂亮的衣服、漂亮的女人,以及你能想象到的一切物质上的东西。现在我为和平而奋斗。

Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

是的,这很危险,但并不比开车更危险。