If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

  • -- Frederic William Farrar 斐特烈·威廉·法拉

如果我想和一个傻瓜一起玩,我很快就能找到一个。我嘲笑自己。

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I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't tell anybody we were together. The idiot didn't keep his mouth shut. I dumped him. I never went out with a boy from school again.

我和这个男孩约会,条件是他不告诉任何人我们在一起。那个白痴没有守口如瓶。我把他甩了。我再也没有和学校里的男生约会过。

It I talked about Watergate, I was described as struggling to free myself from the morass. If I did not talk about Watergate, I was accused of being out of touch with reality.

当我谈到水门事件时,我被描述为挣扎着将自己从泥沼中解放出来。如果我不谈论水门事件,我就会被指责脱离现实。

I never direct myself, because I don't like working with me. I would punch me in the mouth if I had to take my direction.

我从不指挥自己,因为我不喜欢和我一起工作。如果我必须指出我的方向,我就会打自己的嘴巴。

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

别傻站在那儿,白痴。叫医生来,然后帮我找个鼻子。