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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

  • -- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特

我心里有本爱情小说，但我雇了三个水手用钢管把它打出来。

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What's the challenge in writing a novel that few people will read? I'm more than happy writing what I do and have no plans to change that.

写一本很少人会读的小说有什么挑战?我非常喜欢写我所做的事情，而且我也不打算改变这一点。

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Never give a woman flowers to say I love you. Tell her how much you love her and you will wake up looking at the flowers beside her bed.

永远不要用鲜花来表达我爱你。告诉她你有多爱她，你会看着她床边的花醒来。

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If a theme or idea is too near the surface, the novel becomes simply a tract illustrating an idea.

如果一个主题或想法太接近表面，小说就会变成一个简单的描绘一个想法的小册子。

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The relationship you take for granted is the one that needs the greatest work.

你认为理所当然的关系是需要付出最大努力的关系。

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