I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

  • -- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特

我心里有本爱情小说,但我雇了三个水手用钢管把它打出来。

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To pass to the deluge, and beyond it, and to come to close quarters with our proper division, the origin of Romance itself is a very debatable subject, or rather it is a subject which the wiser mind will hardly care to debate much.

让我们越过洪水,越过它,以我们适当的划分来接近它,浪漫的起源本身是一个非常有争议的话题,或者更确切地说,它是一个明智的头脑几乎不愿意过多争论的话题。

If a man truly loves, he gives no heed to what others may think. His heart has no room for that, for it is filled to the brim with the unutterable truth of his feelings.

如果一个人真爱一个人,他不会在意别人的想法。他的心容不下这些,因为他的感情里充满了说不出的真情实感。

If you write a novel alone you sit and you weave a little narrative. And it's O.K., but it's of no account.

如果你一个人写小说,你就坐着,编一个小故事。这是好,但这无关紧要。

A novel captures essence that is not possible in any other form.

一部小说抓住了任何其他形式都不可能抓住的精髓。