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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

  • -- Lewis Grizzard 刘易斯·格里撒

我不想再结婚了，我要找一个我不喜欢的女人，给她一所房子。

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When you are making a record and if you spend too much time over it, you have to record it a tone lower or cut the tones lower because you can't reach some of the notes, I find this. But when you go on stage, you have to put the key up and it really changes the whole thing.

当你在做唱片的时候，如果你花太多的时间在上面，你必须把它的音调放低，或者把音调放低，因为你够不到一些音符，我发现。但是当你上台时，你必须把钥匙放上去，这真的改变了整个事情。

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If you can find something that you're really passionate about, whether you're a man or a woman comes a lot less into play. Passion is a gender-neutralizing force.

如果你能找到一些你真正热爱的东西，无论你是男人还是女人，你都不会太在意。激情是一种中性的力量。

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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.

无论一个女人的婚姻有多幸福，当她发现有一个很好的男人却不希望她幸福时，她总是很高兴。

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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

男人都会犯错，但结了婚的男人会更快发现。

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I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage.

我像准备结婚一样为彩排做准备。

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