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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

刚当上父亲的人很快就会发现，他的孩子总是在他上厕所的准确时间来上厕所，好像他需要有人陪着一样。对这位父亲来说，确保浴室隐私的唯一方法就是在加油站刮胡子。

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We're not getting paid. We have these great musicians with us and it gives us a real charge. And the audience gives us a charge, because they keep it interesting all the time.

我们拿不到钱。我们有这些伟大的音乐家和我们在一起，这给了我们真正的充电。观众给了我们一个电荷，因为他们一直保持着它的趣味性。

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The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.

宴会上讲话人的神志清醒一般要持续两个半月左右;在这段时间结束时，他开始自言自语，并在睡梦中大喊大叫。

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I think it will be found that experience, the true source and foundation of all knowledge, invariably confirms its truth.

我认为我们会发现，经验，所有知识的真正来源和基础，总是证实它的真理。

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It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.

洋葱切得多精确并不重要，只要咀嚼它的人很开心。

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Estrangement shows itself precisely in the elimination of distance between people.

隔阂恰恰表现在人与人之间距离的消除上。

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Literature throws us many great heroes. Real life invariably outdoes them.

文学带给我们许多伟大的英雄。现实生活总是胜过他们。

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For me, Company is still the best way for me to work.

对我来说，陪伴仍然是最好的工作方式。

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I am very proud to follow the rules of our company.

我很自豪能遵守公司的规章制度。

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A child must creep until it learns to walk.

孩子在学会走路之前必须爬行。

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He that inquires much, learns much.

问得多，学得多。

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