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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

刚当上父亲的人很快就会发现，他的孩子总是在他上厕所的准确时间来上厕所，好像他需要有人陪着一样。对这位父亲来说，确保浴室隐私的唯一方法就是在加油站刮胡子。

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At times we expected the allies unquestioningly to follow our leads; sometimes we failed to consult them in advance before reversing policies; at other times we ignored their requests.

有时我们期望盟国毫无疑问地听从我们的领导;有时，我们在政策逆转之前没有事先征求他们的意见;有时我们忽略了他们的要求。

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There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

只有一个老板。客户。他可以把钱花在别的地方，把公司里从董事长到每一个人都炒了。

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On Wall Street he and a few others - how many? three hundred, four hundred, five hundred? had become precisely that... Masters of the Universe.

在华尔街，他和其他一些人——有多少人?三百，四百，五百?恰恰变成了……宇宙的主人。

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I think it will be found that experience, the true source and foundation of all knowledge, invariably confirms its truth.

我认为我们会发现，经验，所有知识的真正来源和基础，总是证实它的真理。

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Estrangement shows itself precisely in the elimination of distance between people.

隔阂恰恰表现在人与人之间距离的消除上。

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When asked, "How do you write?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time."

当被问到“你是怎么写的?”我总是回答:“一个词一个词。”

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He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher.

他最尊重我的风格，谁在它下面学习摧毁老师。

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Good people climb quickly - just like in a company.

好人爬得快——就像在公司里一样。

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A child must creep until it learns to walk.

孩子在学会走路之前必须爬行。

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Give time time.

给时间一些时间。

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