A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

刚当上父亲的人很快就会发现,他的孩子总是在他上厕所的准确时间来上厕所,好像他需要有人陪着一样。对这位父亲来说,确保浴室隐私的唯一方法就是在加油站刮胡子。

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Almost every time I am in a lectureship on a college campus, young people will say, If there is a God and if he is a loving and merciful God, how do you explain the problems of suffering and death and all the tragedies that happen to people?

几乎每次我在大学校园做演讲,年轻人都会说,如果有一个上帝,如果他是一位慈爱仁慈的上帝,你如何解释苦难和死亡的问题以及发生在人们身上的所有悲剧?

For an actor to have a role that they're recognized and remembered for over the years, it's unusual. It's very lucky if it happens once - and it's luck that it's happened to me a couple of times.

对于一个演员来说,能扮演一个多年来被认可和记住的角色是不寻常的。如果这种事只发生一次,那是非常幸运的,而我也很幸运地经历过几次。

Only when every one of us and every nation learns the secret of love for all mankind will the world become a great orchestra, following the beat of the Greatest Conductor of all.

只有当我们每一个人和每一个国家都学会爱全人类的秘密时,世界才会成为一个伟大的管弦乐队,跟随最伟大的指挥家的节拍。

I won't mention names, but in my career, the most talented people invariably are the easiest and nicest to get along with.

我不提名字,但在我的职业生涯中,最有才华的人总是最容易相处的。

Stravinsky is masterly: his harmony is conceived so precisely that it can only be the way it is.

斯特拉文斯基很高明:他的和声构思得如此精确,以至于只能是这样。

If misery loves company, then triumph demands an audience.

如果痛苦喜欢陪伴,那么胜利需要一个观众。

It's a dream to be in a company of actors.

和一群演员在一起是一个梦想。

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

能挠的地方就会痒。