All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

  • -- Craig Ferguson 克雷格·弗格森

在戏剧学校里,他们只会教你如何在舞台上打斗,以及如何在排练时让人感到痛苦。

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But I got drafted out of high school, and my mother wasn't having it. She was like, you're not about to think that you can just play ball, because if you get hurt, you're going to be out of luck.

但我高中毕业就应征入伍了,而我妈妈却没有。她说,你不能以为你可以打球,因为如果你受伤了,你就会倒霉。

Sophomore year, I got hit in the stomach playing football, and I was out of school for four months. I was in the hospital for two and then out of school for two.

大二时,我踢足球时肚子被撞了,我有四个月没上学。我在医院住了两个人,然后离开了学校。

I left it for seven years before going back on stage. I know now not to leave it so long.

我离开了七年才重返舞台。我现在知道不要把它放这么久了。

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

当我们出生的时候,我们哭着说我们已经到了愚蠢的地步。

You never realized the pain you caused me when you just walked away.

你从未意识到你离开时给我带来的痛苦。

For a sensation to be felt as pain is for it to be pain.

要让一种感觉像疼痛一样被感知,就必须让它成为疼痛。