I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

我和教皇一样有权威,只是没有那么多人相信。

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Those fields which most depend upon authoritative opinion for their data least contain known natural law.

那些数据最依赖权威意见的领域包含的自然规律最少。

I see the work the pope has to do. It is a huge responsibility. Nobody campaigns for it.

我看到教皇要做的工作。这是一个巨大的责任。没有人为它而战。

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.

你不能打别人的头来领导别人——那是攻击,不是领导。

I would like to be Pope if I could.

如果可以的话,我想当教皇。