I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我认为,当你早上穿好衣服的时候,有时候你实际上是在决定当天的行为。比如,如果你穿人字拖,你是在说:‘希望我今天不会被追赶。“对穿运动鞋的人好一点。”

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I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

我喜欢爵士乐,但我从来不会弹。你只是坐在那里,胸前挂着一把雪佛兰大小的吉他,戴着一顶愚蠢的帽子,一个小时里一直在演奏同一首独奏。

People always used to say to me, 'Don't you want your own show? That'd be so cool if you had your own show.' I said, 'You know, it's not gonna happen. So - no.'

人们总是对我说,‘你不想要自己的节目吗?如果你有自己的节目那就太酷了。我说,你知道,这不会发生的。所以,没有。”

I think comedians see themselves as people among people.

我认为喜剧演员把自己看成是人与人之间的人。

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

没有什么比呆在家里更舒服的了。