I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我在我的公寓里安装了一个天窗…住在我上面的人非常愤怒!

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The man in gray decided to take the Glen Suite of diamonds at midnight. Provided they were still in the apartment safe and the occupants away. This he needed to know. So he watched and he waited. At half past seven he was rewarded.

那个穿灰色衣服的人决定在午夜时分拿走格伦的一套钻石。前提是他们还在公寓里,安全无恙,而且居住者不在。这一点他需要知道。所以他观察着,等待着。七点半他得到了奖赏。

What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words and put them somewhere else, in the wrong context in their own article about you.

让我愤怒的不仅仅是因为我们在接受采访,还因为我不喜欢作家把你的话放在其他地方,放在他们自己关于你的文章的错误语境中。

There were shots of Kong pulling at my clothes, but only in horizontal and never from above. Never from above.

有孔刘拉我衣服的镜头,但只是水平的,从来没有从上面拍过。永远不会从上面。

I no longer want to live in an apartment furnished with forklifts and backhoes.

我不想再住有叉车和挖土机的公寓了。

Honeymoon lasts not nowadays above a fortnight.

现在蜜月期不超过两星期。