I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我在我的公寓里安装了一个天窗…住在我上面的人非常愤怒!

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The man in gray decided to take the Glen Suite of diamonds at midnight. Provided they were still in the apartment safe and the occupants away. This he needed to know. So he watched and he waited. At half past seven he was rewarded.

那个穿灰色衣服的人决定在午夜时分拿走格伦的一套钻石。前提是他们还在公寓里,安全无恙,而且居住者不在。这一点他需要知道。所以他观察着,等待着。七点半他得到了奖赏。

We bought an apartment building and were going to live off the rent money. We rented to people who were on welfare and a lot of times they couldn't pay the rent. We wouldn't throw them out so we lost the building.

我们买了一栋公寓楼,打算靠房租生活。我们把房子租给靠福利生活的人,很多时候他们付不起房租。我们不会把它们扔出去,所以我们失去了这栋楼。

What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words and put them somewhere else, in the wrong context in their own article about you.

让我愤怒的不仅仅是因为我们在接受采访,还因为我不喜欢作家把你的话放在其他地方,放在他们自己关于你的文章的错误语境中。

Above all, you must fight conceit, envy, and every kind of ill-feeling in your heart.

最重要的是,你必须与你内心的自负、嫉妒和各种不良情绪作斗争。

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

要有趣:永远不要讲不友善的故事;最重要的是,永远不要讲长篇大论。