My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了,我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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There is a strong side to me, that is of a homemaker. I look forward to spending time at home in the evenings, cooking a meal, chatting with my parents and inviting friends over.

我有坚强的一面,那就是家庭主妇。我期待着晚上花时间在家里,做饭,和我的父母聊天,邀请朋友来。

Now that I'm a dad, I'm practicing what I call 'one- handed cooking,' because I've got something more important in my other arm. I'm whipping up lots of frittatas and omelets.

现在我是一个父亲,我正在练习我所说的“单手烹饪”,因为我的另一只手臂上有更重要的东西。我在做很多煎蛋饼和煎蛋卷。

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动,因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.

我的父母是自由派知识分子,但他们甚至希望我呆在家里照顾弟弟妹妹,做家务。

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

我喜欢鸡肉。如果社会可以接受的话,我会在感恩节吃鸡爪。