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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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Cooking for me is a way to wind down. It's different from cooking on camera, where you have to do everything twice, for a wide shot and a close-up.

做饭对我来说是一种放松的方式。这和在镜头前烹饪不同，在镜头前你必须做两遍所有的事情，广角镜头和特写镜头。

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My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.

我的父母是自由派知识分子，但他们甚至希望我呆在家里照顾弟弟妹妹，做家务。

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When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.

当被问及我的杯子是半满还是半空时，我唯一的回答是，我很庆幸我有一杯。

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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

我看着妈妈把生命浪费在家务上，发誓我永远不会那样做。戴夫做饭。

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I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator.

我喜欢做饭，我和我丈夫最喜欢做的事情之一就是打开冰箱。

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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

感恩节不过是为种族灭绝干杯。

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