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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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The best way to learn is live, in person, cooking, feeling, smelling and tasting, but TV is the second-best thing to that; it's a halfway facsimile.

最好的学习方法是现场，面对面，烹饪，感觉，嗅觉和味觉，但是电视是第二好的东西;这是半复制的。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动，因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

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Balance is key in cooking - you want a little acid, a little sweet, a little savory - the flavors should be harmonious.

平衡是烹饪的关键——你想要一点酸，一点甜，一点咸——味道应该是和谐的。

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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

我喜欢鸡肉。如果社会可以接受的话，我会在感恩节吃鸡爪。

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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

我把很多熨衣服的活儿都埋在后院里了。

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Thank God for the journey.

感谢上帝赐予我们这段旅程。

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