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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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Now that I'm a dad, I'm practicing what I call 'one- handed cooking,' because I've got something more important in my other arm. I'm whipping up lots of frittatas and omelets.

现在我是一个父亲，我正在练习我所说的“单手烹饪”，因为我的另一只手臂上有更重要的东西。我在做很多煎蛋饼和煎蛋卷。

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Your idea of that dish has evolved, and if you're a cook, you can start thinking in different ways about it, maybe even a different way than I think about it.

你对那道菜的想法已经进化了，如果你是一个厨师，你可以开始用不同的方式来思考它，甚至可以用不同于我的方式来思考它。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动，因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

我喜欢鸡肉。如果社会可以接受的话，我会在感恩节吃鸡爪。

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Thank God for the journey.

感谢上帝赐予我们这段旅程。

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