My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我的室友养了一只宠物大象。然后它就迷路了。在公寓的某个地方。

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There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

只有一个老板。客户。他可以把钱花在别的地方,把公司里从董事长到每一个人都炒了。

With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.

除了赤道,一切都始于某处。