Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

-- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

早点把你的包裹寄出去，这样邮局就能在圣诞节前及时把它们寄走。

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It is going to be an experiment of how it works, and I see I have all reasons to believe that it will work fine. But it's a short time. And we also have pushed the envelope here a little beyond what has been done in the past.

这将是一个如何运作的实验，我有充分的理由相信它会运作得很好。但时间很短。我们也已经超越了过去的做法。

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

幽默有很多种，有些是讽刺的，有些是自省的。内省更适合我的性格。

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Love is Love no matter old you are, and I knew if I gave you enough time, you'd come back to me.

我知道如果我给你足够的时间，你会回到我身边。

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