Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

早点把你的包裹寄出去,这样邮局就能在圣诞节前及时把它们寄走。

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If we are a metaphor of the universe, the human couple is the metaphor par excellence, the point of intersection of all forces and the seed of all forms. The couple is time recaptured, the return to the time before time.

如果我们是宇宙的一个隐喻,那么人类伴侣就是最优秀的隐喻,是所有力量的交汇点,也是所有形式的种子。夫妻俩是时间的重新找回,回到了时间之前的时光。

I'm very emotional; I think I may go mad in several years' time.

我很情绪化;我想几年后我可能会发疯。

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

哥伦比亚的幽默很黑,很讽刺。