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I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.

  • -- J.E. Fison J.E.菲森

我和鲨鱼做了个交易。我不在他们附近游泳，他们也不打板球。

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You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.

你知道一天结束时最好的事情是什么吗?明天，一切将重新开始。

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I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.

我喜欢面包，我也喜欢黄油——但我最喜欢加黄油的面包。

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