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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

有没有注意过熨斗是如何设置永久性熨斗的?我不明白。

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To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression.

仅仅对新闻界来说，尽管滥用职权的情况错综复杂，但世界对理性和人道主义战胜错误和压迫所取得的一切胜利应负全责。

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Sometimes I'll be playing along and find I'm missing the strings. I'll worry about it for days until I notice that the pick has worn down to half its size.

有时候，当我和别人一起演奏时，我发现我的琴弦不见了。我要担心好几天，直到我注意到镐已经磨掉了一半大小。

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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

劣等人唯一永恒的情感是恐惧——害怕未知的、复杂的、无法解释的东西。他最希望的是安全。

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I suddenly discovered that acting made girls notice me.

我突然发现表演能让女孩们注意到我。

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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

抓一条狗，你就会找到一份固定的工作。

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