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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

有没有注意过熨斗是如何设置永久性熨斗的?我不明白。

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People notice it and they help you participate and see your work included in this project and when we ship our browser, you and millions of other people get to see the fruits of your efforts.

人们会注意到它，他们会帮助你参与进来，并看到你的工作包括在这个项目中。

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

我希望我的名字是布莱恩，因为有时人们会拼错我的名字，叫我布莱恩。这就像免费的赞美，你甚至不需要聪明地去注意它。

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To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression.

仅仅对新闻界来说，尽管滥用职权的情况错综复杂，但世界对理性和人道主义战胜错误和压迫所取得的一切胜利应负全责。

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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

劣等人唯一永恒的情感是恐惧——害怕未知的、复杂的、无法解释的东西。他最希望的是安全。

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The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

媒体就像你放在阁楼上的那个古怪的叔叔——只是那些不幸的事情之一。

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Nothing is permanent. Not even the end of the world.

没有什么是永久的。甚至不是世界末日。

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