I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

  • -- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦

有一次我和一个大个子打了一架,他说:“我要用你的脸拖地。”我说:“你会后悔的。”他说,“哦,是吗?为什么?”我说,“嗯,你不可能很好地进入角落。”

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So history is fertile territory for me and I think I could feel happy with any period of history, provided I had the right sources and the necessary time for the initial research.

所以历史对我来说是一块肥沃的土地,我想我可以对任何一段历史感到高兴,只要我有正确的资料来源和必要的时间进行初步研究。

You may delay, but time will not.

你可以拖延,但时间不会。