I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

  • -- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦

有一次我和一个大个子打了一架,他说:“我要用你的脸拖地。”我说:“你会后悔的。”他说,“哦,是吗?为什么?”我说,“嗯,你不可能很好地进入角落。”

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The manager is by himself. He can't mingle with his players. I enjoyed my players, but I could not socialize with them so I spent a lot of time alone in my hotel room. Those four walls kind of close in on you.

经理独自一人。他不能和他的队员打成一片。我喜欢我的球员,但我不能与他们社交,所以我花了很多时间独自在我的酒店房间。那四堵墙离你很近。

Nature does require Her times of preservation.

大自然需要时间来保护。