Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

  • -- Shannon Fife 香农·菲夫

失眠症:一种传染病,常由婴儿传染给父母。

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All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.

所有的父母都相信他们的孩子能做不可能的事。从我们出生的那一刻起,他们就这么想,不管我们多么努力地想证明他们错了,他们现在都在想我们。真正令人讨厌的是,他们可能是对的。

My parents had a pub and each Sunday there was an accordionist. They have told me that when I was in my cradle, I already was imitating the gestures of the musician.

我的父母有一个酒吧,每个星期天都有一个手风琴手。他们告诉我,当我还在摇篮里的时候,我就已经在模仿音乐家的手势了。