I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

  • -- David Letterman 大卫莱特曼

我不会唱歌,不会跳舞,也不会演戏;除了做脱口秀主持人,我还能做什么呢?

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For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it.

对我来说,制作这部剧就像大多数杂耍演员一样,让人捧腹大笑。但是直男演员认为你在排练的时候可以调整你的表演,仅此而已。

Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire.

有时候我觉得自己是一个真人秀的参赛者,这个真人秀可能会被称为“幸存者学徒百万富翁”。

If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise, be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.

如果你爱一个人,勇敢地告诉他们。否则,勇敢地看着他们被别人爱。

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

不管我们是否跳舞,我们都是傻瓜,所以我们不妨跳舞。

We have more patents on pigmented inks than anybody else.

我们拥有比任何人都多的色素墨水专利。

I want to dance. I want to live.

我想跳舞。我想活下去。